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Auntie Snips-a-lot

She likes big clips and she cannot lie.
The other hags can't deny.
That when a girl walks in with innocent pony tails
and a rose tinted cherub face.
You get spun, want to just go snip.
Snip snip snap with a clicker clack.
Down on the floor hair's fallin'
I'm hooked and cant stop curta'llin'
Oh baby, just a snippy witcha
And take your picture
Your homeboys tried to warn ya
But with these sheers I got gonna cutcha
Ooh Rump-a-stiltskin
I say doncha wanna just come in
Well come in come in
'cause you ain't the average kiddie
I've seen her traipsin'
To hell with all the baitin'
Had the hair just like that Rapunzel
I'm tired of boys bowl cuts
Sayin' short hair's what it gots
Take the average green hag and ask her that
She gotta snipper snap
So children (yeah) children (yeah)
Has your haggie got big clips?
Tell 'em to snip it (Snip it) Snip it (Snip it)
Snip that ponytail hair
Baby got clips.

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